This is a question for men: do all you guys just want to *ahem*?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ---- its something i have never done nor never will ---- maybe you live in an area with a lot of weirdos (seriously) ---- i have NO idea and i cant imagine what is going through their minds no im not decent nor do i have a lot of common sense but i would still never do something like that ---- and that is beyond perversion into plain weird